drifters-soul:

How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?

7 hours ago · 4,564 notes

vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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8 hours ago · 179,579 notes

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

8 hours ago · 60,899 notes

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.


Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

8 hours ago · 90,464 notes

greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

8 hours ago · 169,729 notes

kawaiixxprincess:

alternative-grunge-girls:

-miranda-ann:

Goodnight 💋

♡alternative babes♡

Babe 😍
sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but